It may be the world's trashiest holiday, but it's going to be a fine evening. We ain't crying shitwolf! Tonight at Summit Music Hall in Denver, Mr. Jim Lahey and Randy of Trailer Park Boys fame will be hosting a cheeseburger picnic at 6 pm, followed by a live comedy performance at 9 pm. Keep an eye out for a column with these two legends in Issue II.
Also at 9 pm, some of us will be hustling down to our favorite East Colfax drinking establishment, The Squire Lounge, for a set from Southern California shredders Arctic. Bring your six paper joints!